Just Call Me Pussy Catalie

1:41pm: This is going to be my good week. David Sedaris & the OC & I Heart Huckabees & no tests & a chance to clean this hell-hole i've turned my apartment into.
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gabe just told me why you get headaches when you drink too much: the headache is caused by your organs stealing water from your brain. thus, your brain shrinks in size
and pulls on the membranes that are connected to the skull, resulting in a headache. solution: drink lots-o-water.
nasty. ok, that's enough science for me for the next semester.
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so, i have to get a job next semester. any good suggestions? because i've avoided a non-nannying job for so long i don't even know where to begin to look.

1:39am: SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
i've done like the rest and converted over to blogpod. my username is bombsaway. i like it a lot more that livejournal so prolly will be posting there all the times now. ....oh the realities of life.

5:39pm: SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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i beat my bowling score again. 149. not so shabby considering when i graduated from high school my high was a 56.
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team discovery channel did awesome today. we have some consistancy. bowling one awesome game. bowling one sucky game. now we gotta work on the consistancy w/in that consistancy. we like them strikes and spares. OK enough about bowling.
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i must say, my LUCKY sisters are awesome. and i love my 3 bigs, what a family!
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so, yesterday, after my mom took me to the doctors, this woman started to ride our car's ass and honked at us for no good reason. so i turned around and stuck my tounge out at the woman. cuz it was funny. SO SHE DID THE SAME. way to be mature lady. way to be mature.
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i've got a crazy idea.
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3D art and time-based media be crazy. they definitely have their challenging side. but i'm lovin' them. i love art school. all day, you get to create. you get to play. do what you love. discover new loves. it's nice.
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lemme tell you about this upcoming weekend:
(starting early) THURSday: spike & mike's. oh, that annual disturbance fest is back. it ain't enlightening, but it's funny. and wrong.
FRIday: TOTALLY WRECK show in the art building. 8:00. be there or be a nerd.
SATurday: triple-b-day and mandy's NOT-going away (!!) party.
SUNday: screw the super bowl. it's month 20 and i have genious plans for the day. i'm gonna go for the best for my best. .....wise men say.....
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ann: you know what i have in my head?
natalie: poop
ann: no, that's somewhere else.

12:38am: it IS a valid fear
last time i checked, my toilet did not have a sign saying "big ass spiders' hangout."  so.....get away mr.arachnipoo.

4:09am: WTFZ?
it's 4 in the a.m. and i can't sleep for the life of me. 4 hours now i've been trying. that is really frustrating. it doesn't make a lick of sense because i am so tired. urh. we're taking a fam portrait tomorrow at the mall. i hope somebody comes in a costume. before that ann and i are getting foods at the h.e.butts. i'm gonna go now andtry to dream of all of that future happiness.

11:52pm: tomorrow has to be the day. it has to be the day i start to pack up my room. i have no idea even where to start. i have to so ann and i can switch. to make the rent thing even.
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i hulkified my room's light so i gotta get that fixed. i don't want my poor roommate to suffer in darkness cuz of me.
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for some reason its as if i can here my neighbors through my vent a lot better than i used to. and that is NOT better. now not only have i heard them brushing their teeth and urinating, but ann and i have now heard one of them having sex. not a good way to wake up and start you day. i was just happy when it was only their radio rap they were sharing.

3:05am: TODAY WAS GOOD
i saw terminatior 2 AND 3 today. what an accomplishment! what catchfrases!
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slaving over tuna salads was well worth it when you add in the count basie, the glasses of chardonnay, the candle lit room, and the sweet heart of my sweetheart. (CHEEZEMO) even with the neighbors rap blaring. and my exhaustion. hell, he even did the dishes while i went and crashed on the bed. it was nice.
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tomorrow is all about the lazer tag. it's gonna feel odd not going with my french fuck up. poor thomas. i miss him so much. it was our annual thang. go to lazer tag. get our frustrations towards each other out... or maybe that was just me. maybe someday he'll be back and we can go again. so i can kick his ass again. i'll have more pent up aggression towards him than ever. dissappear for months and not call. forget about your other family. wtfz? you just don't do that to people who love you. you little sister misses your stinky self. i miss our antics. our water gun fights. the mario cart. the staying up till 4 watching bad t.v. while you drink 8 cokes (age 13) or smoke up (age 17). whoah. ok, major tangent.
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BASICALLY, i'm really glad polka is setting up festivities for tomorrow and am looking forward to hanging out with some of my good friends. even if during the time i am trying to blast them with lasers. bwhaaahahahahahaha.
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now that i've dug up a bunch of thoughts i've had cramed in the back o my mind, i need to try to get to sleep. lates kids.

4:46pm: WE PRACTICED OUR SEXY WINKS
well it's been a few weeks. i'll go backwards here.
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i just went bowling with mom/vero and tina and beat my highest score and won a lottery ticket. i lost the second game, in which we were playing for a 6 pack. i think i just choked up.
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last night was all about the scatagories. girl talk was just lame.
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i've been spending a lot of time at home. eating lofthouse cookies. about 30 of them to be exact. sick isn't it?
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kareoke is fun. especially when i came to the realization no one gave 2 craps that i can't sing.
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finally watched rushmore with commentary. with wes, owen, AND jason! it was dreamy.
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i have completely fallen for a man named jay-z. or at least his latest musical stylings.
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found a job for next smemster. or, rather, it found me. amoa again. how i love thee. i was really missing that museum. its one of those places i just really feel at home.
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i don't think i like partying much anymore. it's either the laziness or maybe i'm just chill as hell.
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i love brownies a la mode. OH WAIT! that's old news!

6:36am: this bitch is crazy.
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sharks are tame. right kai.
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got to disinfect the o ring.
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i've got a crazy idea.






.... you know what i'm talking about....

11:02am: it understandable to hear muffled noises coming from your neighbors' apartment, especially when you have ajoining vents. however, last night as i got ready for bed in my bathroom, i clearly heard the guy on the other side of the wall brush his teeth and take a lead. Hearing strangers pee is some way to end you day. lemme tell ya.

12:32am: WATCH OUT!

not so far off, eh, Hulk?

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7:30pm: ross wins the awesome person of the evening award. i laughed so hard.

1:15pm: Dontay & Ashleigh debuted. It was perfect. Well, maybe not the performance, but by the time it was my turn , it was just the fam. for my first show it made me so happy. please bitch. cuz the fam is HOT.

12:29am: I'M DONE TOMORROW
He didnt call. I'm really pissed. I'd usually think that, once again, he mistakenly though my birthday was the 12th. Only, Rosemary and the kids called around 8, singing happy birthday to you cha cha cha. she said he'd call around 10:30. so this time i know he knew it was today. this time i know he just didn't care enough. happy birthday?
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infact, yes happy birthday. mom and charles made it awesome. i am so blessed to have them as my 'rents. awesome shoes and a phone. tamales and cake. yay. oh, and my friends aren't too shabby either. bowling was awesome and 4/5ths.
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oh, yeah. rosemary told me julia crys a lot at night now missing me. it would be sweet if it didn't make me feel nausious with...? what? guilt? no reason why i should be the one to feel that way, looking back at the past. and jared didn't know what to say to me. we always talk football cuz its all we know to do. like music and art with my dad. they shouldnt do this to me. I need those kids. they are everything to me.
..........................well, i have my one final tomorrow. i was in the library/ies all day today. tendril coiling. phototropism. intrinsic vs. intrinsic membranes. after tomorrow i'm not going to need to know it ever again. lets hope.
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looks like tijuana and disney land are in my future. nice.

6:57pm: k, this is one of the WEIRDEST conversations i've had in awhile:

totally wreck: yo whath it mean when im sends you dis message
totally wreck: AOL System Msg: Your screen name (totally wreck) has signed in from another location. This screen name is currently signed in at 2 locations. Click here for more information.
badnatitude: shits, that someone else is signed in under your name right now too
totally wreck: huhs
totally wreck: man dat makes not sense
totally wreck: mwa hahaa hahaha
totally wreck: whoooooo could it be
badnatitude: umz, johnny has multiple personalities
badnatitude: what the...?
totally wreck: huh
badnatitude: i'm confused.
totally wreck: whas uppppppppppppppp
badnatitude: who is that?
totally wreck: who
badnatitude: that keeps saying whas upppppppppp to me and stuff
totally wreck: tell johnny eli got stuck in traffic, and took forever leaving and i am now using his own screen name on instant messenger to tell him, im a freakin' genius
totally wreck: mwa haha
badnatitude: eli!!
totally wreck: yo
totally wreck: wha
badnatitude: totally wreck: tell johnny eli got stuck in traffic, and took forever leaving and i am now using his own screen name on instant messenger to tell him, im a freakin' genius
totally wreck: mwa haha
badnatitude: got it johnny?
totally wreck: you is just further confusing me
badnatitude: i think you both can't read what the other is typing
totally wreck: i cant see what johnny is typing.....
totally wreck: yo das weird an gays
totally wreck: you have to be the interpretor
totally wreck: haha
badnatitude: and i can see both! if you guys think its confusing to you, its crazy for me
badnatitude: ok, i am the interpretor
totally wreck: j: ahahahhahaha
badnatitude: j to e: ahahahahahaha
totally wreck: e toj: yo is it too late? you know what im talkin about.
badnatitude: e toj: yo is it too late? you know what im talkin about.
totally wreck: j: um naw jus get ovz here and off da gay ath puter
badnatitude: j: um naw jus get ovz here and off da gay ath puter
badnatitude: k boyz, this bitch has a semi-formal she's gotta get to
totally wreck: aight
totally wreck: j: yo thanks tata
badnatitude: no probs j
totally wreck: lates


confused?

6:23pm: SASSYFRASS
soooooooo i got my hopes up thinking i was gonna party party in tijuana. then reality hit. OU I HATE YOU.
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i'm sitting here in a dress ready to do a partying of a different sort and semi-formal it up. i am finally going to a dinner/dance with mr.ruiz. i wanted prom to be the first but NOOOOOOOO. but whatevz. the band holiday party will suffice.
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i would just like to thank the lez and j5 for a very enjoyable saturday night. once you go lez, you never go bez. oh, and thank you to b.j. aqua, mike, and j5 or a very early awesome sunday morning i barely remember.
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Ann and I have been spending lots-o-time together. dates to the mall and the movies and bbq and what not. its the bestest romance EVER. and i'm really very happy to be spending this time with her. it's kinda like one of our vacations (but spencers gifts replacing, uh, le louvre).
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tomorrow is the big 2-0. SHITS!! it will hopefully involve: sushi, bowling, and you.
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the premier of dontay & ashleigh is getting quite near and considering i only have 2 songs, i'm kinda nervous over it.
ok, time for some last minute studying before i party-harty.

12:46pm: i don't even have enough discipline to make myself lunch much less get all my loads of crap completed. "take it all step by step." right now i just need to concentrate on getting that first step rolling.
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i don't even have time to really go out tonight. but we HAVE to go to Magnolia's. it's our year and a half. i mean, jeez, thats a long time. and i'm being completely honest when i say its been the best 18 months of my almost-20 years. no one can elate me like him.
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i miss the fam. i have been so busy with the rest of my life i've barely seen them. and considering no one knows me like they do (minus my roommate).......well, lets just say, i haven't been at full natata mode for a while.
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gabe and i decided when league bowling for next semester is gonna be. ya'll better watch out. PIN PALS FOR EVES. (i love bowling like it was my child.)
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dear friday, love me and come quickly.

11:15pm: SHAKIN' THIS FRINGE MUST BE ILLEGAL
there is a particular name given to some boys and i have yet to meet a pleasant one of 'em. almost all of my friends, including myself, have dated a boy by this name. not a single one of them has been a good experience. and i swear, if it happens to another friend of mine , every person with the combo of that name and a penis is going to pay.
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and in other news....

happy thanksgiving all. i hope you got ridiculously full and napped a long time... and more importantly, happy 22nd to my wifey. go get drunk baby!
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tomorrow i'm venturing with lhb to aggie land. i just know i'm gonna experience a culture shock. i'd be scared, but then i realize i'm going to be with 350+ awesome ppl also adorned in fringe and we'll all be looking after each others' backs... and hats.
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an inpromptU date occurred last night. i got amy's ice cream and a HULK sticker and got in to see scary movie 3 for zero dollars with mikey-awesome-duh. i never get tired of him.
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i finally saw the terminator today. it was really entertaining. full of 80s cheese. i saw arnold's wee-wee. realized linda hamilton looks EXACTLY like my step-mother. weird.
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i haven't ever slept so well in a new place as i did in my new house. i never would have guessed i'd adapt so quickly.

5:20pm: UH-HUH THAT'S RIGHT
cheer up is going to be such an embarrassment for u.t. i heard some of the dialog and its got a woman saying way too fake of an east tx accent "turn that frown upside down" and "put on your happy face ". for serious. i'm not even joking.
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right now no one is as intriguing to me as casey spooner. and i can't stop listening to "the 15". and i don't want to stop.
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it's looking like dontay and ashleigh's first performance is going to be on the 12th. I'm excited and at the same time a bit apprehensive over it. aka yay!/ahh!
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i can't wait for this semester to be over. i know you feel the same.
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i also know it's a safe bet that you are jealous of my rio de janeiro black barbie "christie."
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phototropism, photomorphosis, photo phototropism.

12:46pm: SOOOOOOOOOOO............................
badnatitude: FUCKING JUSTICE POLITICAL SYSTEM MY ASS
aldosrulesurmom: aw dude what went down?
badnatitude: so, i got a ticket back in september (26th) for an expiredinspection ticket
badnatitude: according to law, if you get a new sticket w/in a week of your ticket the ticket is thrown out....
aldosrulesurmom: yeah
aldosrulesurmom: thats how it went down for me
badnatitude: so i did and therefore i was supposed to nothave to pay the 120
badnatitude: HOWEVER
badnatitude: THE FUCKING COP WROTE THE DATE ON THE TICKET DOWN WRONG!! he wrote the 16th, which, is impossible because on the 16th at 6 I WAS IN FUCKING BAD
badnatitude: BAND
aldosrulesurmom: woah! That's insane!
badnatitude: soooooo on the 8th i went and talked to the municiple service desk
aldosrulesurmom: and?
badnatitude: and the woman said she couldn't throw it out
badnatitude: but that she would get me a court date
badnatitude: WHICH HAPPENED THIS MORNING
aldosrulesurmom: how'd it go?
badnatitude: and lucky me got the BIGGEST BITCH PROSECUTER EVER (and by the way, the lady on the 8th looked up in the computers and said it showed that the ticket written prior to mine was written on the 26th!!!!!!)
badnatitude: and when i told her things like about the prior ticket, her reply was "that doesnt matter at all"
badnatitude: and when i told her i was in band she claimed to not believe me
aldosrulesurmom: what!? Didn't you have some sort of proof?
badnatitude: however, what i dont get is, she said she would reduce it to 60, which meant she believed me at least somewhat but i chose to go to TRAIL
badnatitude: nope
badnatitude: SOOOOOOO in jan. i will be going in front of a judge, which means this will become a 4 months ordeal for something that if the fucking cop had just written the correct date it would have all been just a bad memory
badnatitude: but this time i'm going to go to the judge with proof i was in band
aldosrulesurmom: I would also try to get proof from the lady w/ the computer that it was written earlier then the date says.
badnatitude: alden, she was such a bitch!!!! this thing is getting redictulous
badnatitude: ok, yeah, i'll go back to her
aldosrulesurmom: I'm sooo sorry nat.
badnatitude: eh, dont be
aldosrulesurmom: You should go have sex. It'll take your mind off of it.
badnatitude: it was "a lesson learned" 2 months ago, now its just rediculous. haha, even better, i'm going bowling.

3:48pm: WATCH OUT
i told my mom i bought a voice recorder today so i can record botany lectures and not fail. i really bought them so i could record your gaseous releases. and sell the tapes on e-bay. and get rich quick. it's foolproof.

5:49pm: REVELATIONS
#1- My face is so hot, i don't need a rack.

#2- cold weather is AWESOME... for about 4 days. then the 6th-generation-texan in me comes out and i realize I can't handle anything below 65.

#3- i can make even nationally-recognized, pro-bound, star athletes get me a little drinky-drink when i'm thirsty (w/ a little assistance w/ my lady). Cedric Benson, you are SO my bitch. Thanks for the Gatoraid yo's.

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#4- The Fam is the best group EVER.

1:26am: YAY
all it takes is a while of talking to my roommate to help me remember why she has been one of my favorite people for the past 8 years (aka since birth). ann is the ying to my yang. for serious. thanks for bringing me back to sanity, lady (well....at least bringing me back for the meantime).

7:15pm: ACCENTUATE THE POSITIVE
(even though i told my home goodbye forever yesterday and i am really worried about the mental health of my parents......)

colorguard got out after only 30 minutes of sitting there and changing flags. instrument players have to be at rehearsal till 11:00. Hooray flags.
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conte crayon cost an arm and a leg. charcoal makes your snot black for days. but with sumi ink, you can be as messy as you want to be. i'm going to enjoy this week in drawing foundations. sumi foreves.
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i found "imagine" at cheapo's last night. perfect condition. check! bonus poster of john lennon awesomeness. check! jealous guy aka favorite song of all time on vinyl. triple check!
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well, now that i don't have band rehearsal tonight, it's off to the art building to work on my 2D project. if the opprotunity arises...

12:55pm: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MY MENTAL HEALTH IS GOING TO THE SHITTER.